Cool sounding movie caliber lines with the word "dog" in it

another crazy day in the life of our unsuspecting character, Kiwi Vergara..

I figured that not a lot of movie lines that concerned dogs in it only stay short with lines such as "good dog!" or a "go fetch doggie!". Putting some thought to it, I used whatevers left of my wasted brain coming up with something catchy if not witty. After a considerable amount of thinking,uh.. almost half a day wasted, I came up with some lines that if not nominated for an Academy award should be good enough for a sitcom or a sci-fi action film.Check out the corresponding comments that follow the line. Yes ladies and getlemen, I'm also critiquing and adding some stuff up to my work
1. "I'm not sure if youre seeing it but the dog is blind" (In the scene a guy is pointing a finger at the dog after seeing it jump from the couch unwary that there is a table near it, therefore bashing its head on a hard piece of wood)
2. "I'm not about to lose half my men on a simple squabble, dog gone it!" (I'm asking Mr. Stanley Kubrick, the great director of Full Metal Jacket to come up with some sort of war movie in order to shove this line in)
3. "The bomb is in the dogs ass!!" (after Jack Bauer, Keifer Sutherland's character in the show 24 actually discovers that the bomb is actually in the dogs ass a few seconds before it blows up)
4. "Dawg, I ain't know nuthin about nuthin" (I'm suggesting that this line go to a movie with a hip-hop theme. I'd pay big bucks for Denzel to say this line)
5. "I couldn't see any way it would work. Planes scare me, I always carry a fanny pack all the time, so I'd rather play with dogs" (I'm still thinking of what kind of script I would put this in. Any suggestions everbody?)
6. "We may not know not now the consequences but doggie dandruff is very real, in fact, its spreading at a very alarming rate.." (After a character with the likes of Dr. Allan Grant of Jurrasic Park or some of them interns in Grey's Anatomy makes a speach in front of his colleagues. He discovers the not so deadly virus strain 5 years into the future)
7. "they can take away the house or even the Ferrari but please, leave the dog alone.." (The male lead makes feisty words in a dramtic defense of the dog being taken away by the local police. Lassie or Partrash,the dog of Flanders or even Santas little helper could play the part of the bewilgered canine)
Yeah, well they should put more more effort of putting dogs into more dramatic roles if not comedic roles. I know. I know it may sound lame but I'm leaving it to directors such as John Woo or a James Cameron to make these scenes look cooler and Tom Hanks or a Tom Cruise to make the lines sound even better on screen.Yep, we got a lotta dog lines in competition out there..

POSTED BY KIWI VERGARA AT 1:26 AM FROM LOS ANGELES, CA